FACTS OF LIFE SOUND LIBRARY
You may listen to interviews, theme songs, holiday music, and find lyrics to theme. Just click one of the following links to listen to audio clips.


Theme Songs

Tags/Interviews

Holiday Music

Theme Song Lyrics

Merchandise


THEME SONGS
The Facts of Life Pilot(1979)
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The original longer version of Facts of Life theme song, partly sung by Charlotte Rae, character Edna Garrett. This was only used for the pilot episode.

The Facts of Life (1979)
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This is the second version used for the 1st season, partly sung by Charlotte Rae, character Edna Garrett. This was used for the remaining season.

The Facts of Life (1980)
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The second version of Facts of Life theme song was used for seasons 2-6 (1980-1985).

The Facts of Life (1980)
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A short insturmental version of the 1980-1985 theme.

The Facts of Life Closing (1980)
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The Facts of Life closing theme song used for seasons 2-6. Sung by Gloria Loring.

The Facts of Life (1985)
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This is the last version of the theme song. It is very similar to seasons two through six but in a updated rock tune. This file is equal to cd quality audio.

The Facts of Life Closing (1986)
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This is the closing theme for season 7.

The Facts of Life Closing (1987)
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This is the closing theme for seasons 8 and 9.

The Facts of Life Closing (Seven Little Indians)
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This is the closing theme for seasons 8 episode titled Seven Little Indians.

The Facts of Life Closing (Series Finale)
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This is the closing theme for the series finale.

The Facts of Life Goes To Paris (1982)
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This theme was used for the first romantic-comedy movie when the girls go to Paris, France.

The Facts of Life Down Under (1987)
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This theme was used for the Down Under Movie when the girls go to Sydney, Austrailia.

TAGS/INTERVIEWS
The Facts of Life Tag (1987)
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This is music from the show (season 9) before a commercial break.

The Facts of Life Disclaimer (The First Time)
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This was the disclaimer used for the episode The First Time.

Lisa Whelchel (2000)
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Lisa tells about her new book, Facts of Life, and the reunion in this 18 minute phone interview.

HOLIDAY MUSIC: CHRISTMAS IN THE BIG HOUSE (1984)
O' Holy Night (1984)
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Charlotte Rae as Edna Garrett singing O' Holy Night.

We Need A Little Christmas (1984)
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Jo and Natalie perform We Need A Little Christmas.

Jingle Bell Rock (1984)
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Tootie sings Jingle Bell Rock.

I'll Be Home For Christmas (1984)
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Blair sings I'll Be Home for Christmas.

THEME SONG LYRICS
The Facts of Life Theme Song had three different versions. Versions 2 and 3 were very similar. The Facts of Life theme is by: Alan Thicke, Gloria Loring, and Al Burton. Below are the lyrics of all versions.

Season 1:
There's a place you've got to go for learning all you want to know about the facts of life the facts of life. When books are what you're there about and looks are what you care about the time is right, to learn the facts of life. When the world never seems to be living up to your dreams it's time you started finding out what everything is all about When the boys you used to hate you date, I guess you best investigate the facts of life you gotta get'em right the facts of life.

Seasons 2-9:
You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life. There's a time you got to go and show You're growin' now you know about The Facts of Life, the Facts of Life. When the world never seems to be livin up to your dreams And suddenly you're finding out the Facts of Life are all about you, you. It takes a lot to get 'em right When you're learning the Facts of Life. Learning the Facts of Life Learning the Facts of Life.

Season 2-6 End Credits:
You'll avoid a lot of damages an enjoy the fun of managing the facts of life; they shed a lot of light If you hear them from your brother, better clear them with your mother better get them right, call her late at night You got the future in the palm of your hands all you gotta do to get you through is understand you think you rather do without, you will never make without the truth the facts of life is all about you

MERCHANDISE


Television's Greatest Hits: Volume 3 - 70's and 80's

This compact disc includes The Facts of Life theme song (3rd version) plus 64 other classics from the 70's and 80's.
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